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Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 3 Recap
Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 3 Recap Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 3 Recap Season 2026, 6 games, and a trading floor that would not sit down. Scores first, jokes second, leftover bench points last. Hardware High score: Jack (Jack Dragswiek) with 135.46 Paperweight: Pineapple Power (Jeff Dragsten) with 91.32…
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Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 2 Recap
Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 2 Recap Season 2026, 6 games, and a trading floor that would not sit down. Scores first, jokes second, leftover bench points last. Hardware High score: Ben 10's Watch (Ben Rasmussen) with 141.88 Paperweight: Go Sports Ball! (J D) with 62.30 Closest game: CJ's Semi-Competitive Team over…
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Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 1 Recap
Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 1 Recap Loon Calls and Long Balls — Week 1 Recap Season 2026, 6 games, zero excuses. This is the official Loon Calls and Long Balls dispatch: scores first, jokes second, leftover bench points last. Hardware High score: Bjorn’s deep thoughts (Tom Morse) with 152.16 Paperweight: Go…
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Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 8 Recap 🦆
Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 8 Recap 🦆 Week 8 is in the books, and the league chaos continues. Points exploded, egos imploded, and Bon Jovi’s Stallions finally found the end zone — and the win column. Let’s splash through the madness. $traight Cash Homies (125.4) def. Mild Cheddar (119.08) Cash Homies:…
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Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 7 Recap 🏈
Headline: Same loon calls, longer balls. Week 7 brought boom weeks, bench heartbreaks, and at least one team that apparently thought field goals were a personality. Mild Cheddar (142.36) def. Jon’s Super Team (132.98) Mild Cheddar: Dak served hot (23.26), Gibbs melted faces (36.8), and Addison sprinkled in the sharp points (21.8). Jon: Stafford…
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🦆 Loon Calls & Long Balls — Week 6 Recap
Headline: Mahomes magic, Bjorn’s blizzard, and a whole lotta bench regret. Week 6 brought chaos, comebacks, and questionable lineup decisions galore. 🔥 Game-by-Game Recaps 🦁 Ben 10’s Watch (139.0) def. Mild Cheddar (80.3) Ben 10’s Watch: Drake London (31.8) took flight and Dallas Goedert (26.0) finally remembered he’s elite. Trevor Lawrence held the clipboard…
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Loon Calls & Long Balls — Week 5 Recap
Week 5 — touchdown tears, kicker surprises, and one AI uprising. The leaves are falling, fantasy hopes are stalling, and Week 5 delivered like a full-blown Netflix binge. Buckle up. Pineapple Power 🍍 122.42 def. Mild Cheddar 🧀 114.02 Pineapple stayed sweet and savage. Puka Nacua ran routes like he knew we were watching.…
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🏈 Loon Calls & Long Balls — Week 4 Recap
New week, new chaos. Here’s what went down — plus standings, GIFs, and some well-earned awards. 📊 Standings Through Week 4 Team Record Points For Points Against Diff $traight Cash Homies 4–0 547.76 472.88 +74.88 Go Sports Ball! 3–1 525.08 442.58 +82.50 CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team 3–1 472.74 445.12 +27.62 Pineapple Power 2–2 516.06 445.34…
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Get to Know: Libby / Lubby
(Intro from Tom) As Libby’s direct supervisor for the past 7 years, I am honored to write this brief introduction of her. She is an exceptional grant writer with great attention to detail, a remarkable and diligent employee, and has absolutely no quirks worth remarking upon. Her and Ben got married this summer (which…
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Get to Know: Ben 10s Watch
(Intro from Tom) I’ve known Ben since he started dating Libby in 2022, which has aligned with his Chief’s historic Super Bowl run. Most of us know him from his appearances at superbowl parties at Dylan’s house, with the most recent one ending with Ben in utter despair. Ben moved to Grand Marais last year,…