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Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 8 Recap 🦆 Week 8 is in the books, and the league chaos continues. Points exploded, egos imploded, and Bon Jovi’s Stallions finally found the end zone — and the win column. Let’s splash through the madness. $traight Cash Homies (125.4) def. Mild Cheddar (119.08) Cash Homies:…

Headline: Same loon calls, longer balls. Week 7 brought boom weeks, bench heartbreaks, and at least one team that apparently thought field goals were a personality. Mild Cheddar (142.36) def. Jon’s Super Team (132.98) Mild Cheddar: Dak served hot (23.26), Gibbs melted faces (36.8), and Addison sprinkled in the sharp points (21.8). Jon: Stafford…

Headline: Mahomes magic, Bjorn’s blizzard, and a whole lotta bench regret. Week 6 brought chaos, comebacks, and questionable lineup decisions galore. 🔥 Game-by-Game Recaps 🦁 Ben 10’s Watch (139.0) def. Mild Cheddar (80.3) Ben 10’s Watch: Drake London (31.8) took flight and Dallas Goedert (26.0) finally remembered he’s elite. Trevor Lawrence held the clipboard…

Week 5 — touchdown tears, kicker surprises, and one AI uprising. The leaves are falling, fantasy hopes are stalling, and Week 5 delivered like a full-blown Netflix binge. Buckle up. Pineapple Power 🍍 122.42 def. Mild Cheddar 🧀 114.02 Pineapple stayed sweet and savage. Puka Nacua ran routes like he knew we were watching.…

New week, new chaos. Here’s what went down — plus standings, GIFs, and some well-earned awards. 📊 Standings Through Week 4 Team Record Points For Points Against Diff $traight Cash Homies 4–0 547.76 472.88 +74.88 Go Sports Ball! 3–1 525.08 442.58 +82.50 CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team 3–1 472.74 445.12 +27.62 Pineapple Power 2–2 516.06 445.34…

(Intro from Tom) As Libby’s direct supervisor for the past 7 years, I am honored to write this brief introduction of her. She is an exceptional grant writer with great attention to detail, a remarkable and diligent employee, and has absolutely no quirks worth remarking upon. Her and Ben got married this summer (which…

(Intro from Tom) I’ve known Ben since he started dating Libby in 2022, which has aligned with his Chief’s historic Super Bowl run. Most of us know him from his appearances at superbowl parties at Dylan’s house, with the most recent one ending with Ben in utter despair. Ben moved to Grand Marais last year,…

  📊 Standings Through Week 3 Team Record Points For Points Against Diff $traight Cash Homies 3-0 378.40 351.46 +26.94 Pineapple Power 2-1 395.06 289.60 +105.46 Mild Cheddar 2-1 335.52 343.52 -8.00 Go Sports Ball! 2-1 362.80 324.98 +37.82 CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team 2-1 358.24 350.76 +7.48 Amon Fire 2-1 361.60 325.28 +36.32 Jon’s Super…

  🧀 Mild Cheddar (104.0) vs. 🤖 AI Overlords (126.2) Cheddar’s Broncos D/ST scored -5 points, proving once again that some cheeses really do stink. Drake Maye (26.3) tried to grate out a win, but defense turned it into Swiss. The Overlords unleashed Ja’Marr Chase (36.5) like he was plugged into the Matrix. Even…