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  • 🏈 Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 3 Recap

    🏈 Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 3 Recap

      📊 Standings Through Week 3 Team Record Points For Points Against Diff $traight Cash Homies 3-0 378.40 351.46 +26.94 Pineapple Power 2-1 395.06 289.60 +105.46 Mild Cheddar 2-1 335.52 343.52 -8.00 Go Sports Ball! 2-1 362.80 324.98 +37.82 CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team 2-1 358.24 350.76 +7.48 Amon Fire 2-1 361.60 325.28 +36.32 Jon’s Super…

  • 🏈 Week 2 Fantasy Football Recap: When Projections Lied and Benches Cried

    🏈 Week 2 Fantasy Football Recap: When Projections Lied and Benches Cried

      🧀 Mild Cheddar (104.0) vs. 🤖 AI Overlords (126.2) Cheddar’s Broncos D/ST scored -5 points, proving once again that some cheeses really do stink. Drake Maye (26.3) tried to grate out a win, but defense turned it into Swiss. The Overlords unleashed Ja’Marr Chase (36.5) like he was plugged into the Matrix. Even…

  • Get to Know: Jon – Jon’s Super Team

    Get to Know: Jon – Jon’s Super Team

    I’ve known Jon for nearly 30 years. We met when he was dating a friend of mine, who later on became my first wife. Obviously that relationship didn’t work out for either of us, but thankfully we’ve remained great friends ever since. We’ve shared many adventures together including fishing, camping in the BWCA, Vikings…

  • Week 1 Fantasy Football Recap

    Week 1 Fantasy Football Recap

      🏈 Week 1 Fantasy Football Recap: “Fantasy Football is Pain (and Occasionally Glory)” 🧀 Jack vs. Mild Cheddar Final Score: Jack 97.5 – Mild Cheddar 112.2 Bo Nix’s 6.8 points looked like he was actively trying to sabotage Jack’s week. The poor guy had a lower QBR than Jack’s bench WR. Garrett Wilson…