🏈 Loon Calls & Long Balls – Week 3 Recap

📊 Standings Through Week 3

Team	Record	Points For	Points Against	Diff
$traight Cash Homies	3-0	378.40	351.46	+26.94
Pineapple Power	2-1	395.06	289.60	+105.46
Mild Cheddar	2-1	335.52	343.52	-8.00
Go Sports Ball!	2-1	362.80	324.98	+37.82
CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team	2-1	358.24	350.76	+7.48
Amon Fire	2-1	361.60	325.28	+36.32
Jon’s Super Team	2-1	319.48	282.30	+37.18
Ben 10’s Watch	1-2	310.18	342.90	-32.72
Bjorn’s deep thoughts	1-2	323.54	352.96	-29.42
Lubby	0-3	288.24	360.32	-72.08
AI Overlords	0-3	320.68	359.84	-39.16
Bon Jovi’s Stallions	0-3	295.16	416.50	-121.34

⚔️ Matchup Recaps

Go Sports Ball! (115.82) vs Mild Cheddar (119.34)

Two cheddar blocks went to overtime, but Mild Cheddar squeaked out the W thanks to Jahmyr Gibbs melting defenders like hot Velveeta. Go Sports Ball! put up a respectable fight, but much like their team name, it lacked… definition.

Lubby (80.08) vs Jon’s Super Team (113.04)

Lubby’s lineup face-planted like a drunk uncle at a wedding — only 80 points. Meanwhile, Jon’s squad flexed with Jordan Mason and the Seahawks D, reminding us all that sometimes “Super Team” isn’t just a cocky name.

AI Overlords (85.96) vs Amon Fire (124.32)

Overlords tried to compute a win, but their algorithm crashed. Amon-Ra St. Brown torched the scoreboard like a man possessed, while Jonathan Taylor reminded everyone he’s still HIM. Amon Fire: the burn is real 🔥.

$traight Cash Homies (130.72) vs Ben 10’s Watch (120.42)

Hunter Henry dropped a 29-point bomb, carrying the Homies to a perfect 3-0 start. Ben 10’s had Lamar cooking, but Saquon served cold leftovers. The Homies are printing wins like an ATM.

Bon Jovi’s Stallions (91.5) vs Pineapple Power (173.84)

Stallions put up a fight… if you call 91 points a fight. Pineapple Power went full nuclear, dropping 173 and serving piña coladas with umbrellas. Vikings D alone outscored half of Bon Jovi’s lineup.

CJ’s Semi-Competitive Team (120.42) vs Bjorn’s deep thoughts (110.16)

Bjorn’s thoughts may be deep, but they weren’t productive. CJ’s “Semi-Competitive” name continues to undersell their squad — they’re 2-1 and beating teams who are supposedly trying. Rename suggestion: “Actually Pretty Competitive Team.”